I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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