Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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