I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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