Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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