Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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