her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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