He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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