$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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