Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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