i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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