I think my fart just growled at me.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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