I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
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He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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