Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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