If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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