She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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