you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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