jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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