Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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