I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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