when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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