Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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