i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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