i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.