he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Dicks are not precious.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.