She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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