I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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