he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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