margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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