We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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Do I have a choice?
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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