I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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