guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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