Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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