Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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