How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
too bad you live with your parents still
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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