i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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