He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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