so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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