He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
how does that bad decision feel?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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