Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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