didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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