My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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