would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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