At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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