My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
i've created a new STD.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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