Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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