I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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