the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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