I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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