the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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