If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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