Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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