I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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