She announced her abortion via fbk
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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