I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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